I Don’t Make Jokes. I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts.

Countless As the Sands of the Sea Are Human Passions.

Love the Art in Yourself and Not Yourself in the Art.

I’m Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, is Unaware of it.

Where There is No Vision, There is No Hope.

Life is the Art of Drawing Without an Eraser.

True Love Cannot be Found Where it Does Not Exist, nor Can it be Denied Where it Does.

To Imagine is Everything, to Know is Nothing At All.

A Wide Screen Just Makes A Bad Film Twice As Bad.

The Absence of Alternatives Clears the Mind Marvelously.